DJ: Also, what you doing in APRIL?
Shadow: only april plans so far are going to an opera on the 17th
DJ: is it... a rock opera?
Shadow: i wish
Shadow: mozart, the magical fluteDJ ( Read more... )

L [7:19 P.M.]: i rang up cynthia nixon at work today
L [7:19 P.M.]: so weird
MrSmiles2637 [7:19 P.M.]: who?
L [7:19 P.M.]: sex and the city braod
L [7:19 P.M.]: so weird to meet someonw
L [7:19 P.M.]: they dunno u
MrSmiles2637 [7:19 P.M.]: i knew she sounded familiar
L [7:19 P.M.]: but uve seen them naked

I say yes.

Here's the article

My argument is that she could've triggered real sex offenders. Here's an IM conversation pretty much speaking my stance.

( I cut because I'm triggered )

Tim [12:44 P.M.]:  its amazing how much weight you can lose by just gettin off your ass and doing stuff

xmaliciousmal [12:31 P.M.]:  when halloween comes

xmaliciousmal [12:31 P.M.] I'm gonna be Kwame from Captain Planet

The opinions expressed herein are by no means generalized towards every single unit of one group (ie - sparrow representing all birds, mexican woman representing all spanish-speaking people), because that's just dumb as hell.

( Cut for vulgarity, and strong opinions )

Dated 7/10/2007

enz4chevyMTA: haha when I first told my dad (that Tony's having a baby)he was like "tony's not
married yet?" "what religion is he?"
enz4chevyMTA: hahaha
enz4chevyMTA: its that damn religion shit that's why old people are (strong-willed about marriage before having children)
enz4chevyMTA: I yelled at my dad about it
enz4chevyMTA: he ( Read more... )

Now THIS is the kind of away message people should have :)

Dated 7/10/2007:

[AWAY]  Lenny (12:11:32 PM): how u get sick in 95 degree heat?
enz4chevyMTA (12:12:32 PM): FROM WHITE WOMEN!!!!!! THEY TRYIN TO DO ME LIKE THE NATIVE AMERICAN AND KILL ME OFF WITH EURO MAN DISEASES!

For me, away messages should explain why I am currently unavailable. Other people, put up quotes and other stuff. Jokes are acceptable, because they make me laugh.

Anyway, I molested someone's away message :P

[AWAY] "Wouldn't life be perfect if sweatpants were sexy, monday mornings were fun, junk food didn't make you fat, girls didn't cause ( Read more... )

Me [11:49 P.M.]:  people ARE stupid, you know

Lenny [11:49 P.M.]:  me and mike always do that shit to chicks

Lenny [11:49 P.M.]:  convince em that mortal combat and jurassic pakr were inspired by true events

Lenny [11:50 P.M.]:  it does work occasionally

Me [11:51 P.M.]:  ROFL

Me [11:51 P.M.]:  SOME CHICKS ARE STUPID